We are just trying to figure each other out.
officially my all time favorite post
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.Thanks society. On-point post.
wow
At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that!
(Source: heypsiusmile)
what if you made one of your popular text posts your status on facebook and someone accused you of stealing that text post from tumblr
happened to me once
in 4th grade we got this new kid in our class who was chinese and named ying. my teacher joked and said, “oh, so is your sister named yang?” and he started crying
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
(Source: cineraria)
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
