idk.

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

Via memes

epic-humor:

Check this out on mobile

(Source: iraffiruse)


Via GIGGLE.




(Source: tassels)



datjukebird:

condensation

(Source: makemelaughblog)


Via GIGGLE.

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

Via GIGGLE.


whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

image

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

(Source: einn-l)

Via allan degeneres

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

(Source: )

Via meow

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: winchesterdixon)

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